"im not racist i hate everyone equally" yeah, hey buddy how’s the sixth grade goin
Found an old song I wrote as a joke two years ago felt like reposting it.
Maybe I need some rehab, Or maybe just need some sleep I’ve got a sick obsession, I’m seeing Brendon in my dreams I’m looking down every alley, I’m making those desperate calls Im staying up all night hoping, Having buttsex against a wall What you’ve got Brendon is hard to find Think about it all about it all the time I’m all strung up my heart is fried I just can’t get you off my mind Because your coke, your coke, your coke, is my drug Your coke your coke your coke I said your coke, your coke; your coke is my drug Your coke your coke your coke Won’t listen to any advice, Jon telling me I should think twice But left to my own devices I’m addicted it’s a crisis! My band mates think I’ve gone crazy, my judgment is getting kinda hazy My relationship status is gonna be affected if I keep it up like a love sick crackhead
What you’ve got Brendon is hard to find Think about it all about it all the time I’m all strung up my heart is fried I just can’t get you off my mind Because your coke , your coke , your coke , is my drug Your coke your coke your coke I said your coke, your coke, your coke, is my drug Your coke your coke your coke I don’t care what people say The rush is worth the price I pay I get so high when you’re with me But crash and crave you when your ass leaves So I got a question; Do you want to have a buttsex party in my basement? Do I make your heart beat like an 808 drum? Is my coke, your drug? (huh) Your drug? (huh) your drug? (huh) your drug? Is my coke, your drug? Because your coke, your coke, your coke, is my drug Your coke , your coke your coke I said your, coke your, coke your coke, is my drug Your coke your coke your coke (x2) Heyyy heyyy your coke, your coke, your coke, your coke, (whispered) is my drug I like your ass
This is one of the most insulting things that I have ever seen, it makes me so mad I actually want to cry. I can’t believe magazines think that they can just dip a woman in brown paint, give her clothes from my culture to put on for a couple hours and then have audacity to call her an “African Queen”. Growing up I heard every joke about Africans and saw the negative stereotypes portrayed by the media that tried to make me feel so bad about where I come from. Yet Ive noticed when fashion magazine want to do spreads portraying poise and exoticness they often turn to Africa ( and many other foreign continents/nations) proving time and again that Africa is more than the negative images you see in the media) but this time, to try and take parts of my beautiful culture just to have white women play the role of an “African Queen” proves that beauty cannot be seen in our countries/cultures unless it is represented by White people.
So Poptarts has this new commercial where the poptart is outside a band tour bus
and I just
their faces, their hair, the fedora
POPTARTS ARE FOB FANS
I see no difference
David Tennant with his wife
David Tennant without his wife
I’ve been laughing at this for three years
ppl who always automatically assume every alien race is monogamous/heterosexual/has the same exact concept of gender